- Excuse me monsieur.
- Yes?
- This place is governed by rules monsieur. I'm afraid you can not get in here without a tie.
- If good. I is that I am a guinea pig, is not know?
- Je suis desolee without a tie can not enter.
- Well I'm going to shit on the labels Frogs, baguettes and the Eiffel Tower I can not go without a tie and I'm a fucking rodent!
The clerk shrugged his shoulders while his ridiculous mustache, turned almost imperceptibly behind his lectern and trash anything in the big blue book with effeminate gesture.
- And the guy goes around! Deja-abruptly pulled away from his wife, who took him by the leg to calm him. It will figure out who I am. Of course! Garçonucho! Sucks for freedom, a turd for egalite, and a landmark for fraternite. I can not put tie! There's my size! That I am a guinea pig! Co-ba-ya! Co-...
- Honey ...
- ... ba-ya! Que!
- Let's go somewhere else and forget the matter, is not the first time we passed and I'm tired.
- Well, we can not go anywhere else! It can not change to another site because the cocoon of my boss has come up with the brilliant idea to invite us to dinner tonight. To me, you and the kids, "I point distracted and sixty-four pairs of eyes followed the movement of his hand. And it happened because I kill to work thirteen hours a day to maintain an offspring that does nothing but grow and desgastarte cocoon tits and my boss has thought it would be a good way to reconocermelo, bringing me to this posh restaurant and publicly humiliated by the mere fact of not being able to wear a fucking tie.
- Are you going to do something, or you'll be raving all night?
- What if I do something?! I raise my hand-violent and just then the waiter lit a lamp on the lectern. One moment ... I know a guy ... Fast-and went through the door of the restaurant without finishing even speak.
And this is the story of how I lost my tie, elegant type. What am I finico neck.
Vaal. I threatened.