Interview
As with some time came, I sat in the only bank in the park was empty. All other banks had as occupiers or mothers with children from skinned knees, or retired by the digestion of an early tea and soothing your osteoporosis in the sun. Lei
somewhere to relax and feel better it was essential to proper breathing. So there I was, sitting among babies yayos weeping and throwing bread crumbs to the birds, breathing deeply and listening Sinister. Exhale
for the eighth time, and watch the clock. A minute later.
Optimo.
Ding dong.
- Hi, came by ...
- If, in the interview, and says to me gafapasta. Go through here, then you serve, open the blue door to a room, and walking quickly to attend a phone that rang and before I knock on the door.
I had to wait five minutes internet regulatory counseling to all interviewer, and pass me the bullshit thinking. Like "have begun and a kind of psychological test?". O sure the site you choose to sit denotes my ability to work together. " Or "These drawings of the table ... Does this mean something is not about breasts?". "I think in that closet is a dwarf by a camera. Not pick your nose!".
Just as he was about to decipher a message hidden in the wall gotele opens the door, scared.
- Hello Oscar, thanks for coming, the boss gives me his hand, firmly but without force. I look at her hands and squeezed her eyes. Sit down, let's begin, "I hear and starts the internal timer of his head. Twenty minutes of regulation. I choose the chair that says "I like working in teams, but I can carry out a solo. Oh, and my biggest fault is to be as punctual perfectionist."
- I brought my portfolio, to drive him out, "I spend my book, and smiles to see the monkey on the cover. I come up there.
- Perfect. Well Oscar, tell me about yourself, starting with the most common questions in a job interview. Heh, this has searched google like me.
- Vale. Born in a log cabin, a warm summer night, the story of my life in a veneer, this I had studied very well. At some point in my story I see that relaxes distracted attention and see my book pro, but I do not care too much. And shall re-engage with the exciting adventures of my youth. (...) And finish studying illustration, I love to draw to me.
- Okay. And tell me, why you want to work here?
- Since childhood I have always done a lot of illusion to work on this site. I think the best company in the world with an exquisite treatment towards their employees and facilities commendable, in that moment I come to mind two councils and six for a job interview, sincerity and avoid using big words like 'flamboyant'.
- Excellence. And what are your salary expectations?
- Well, I settle for winning half of what you earn.
I look into my eyes. I also
on.
- Well, er, uncomfortable throat-clearing. Do you see working here with us?
- The truth is yes. It seems very nice this room, I really like how they have left.
- Yeah, thanks, man. If we hire you, how long will you stay with us?
- If you do not mind, I'd die working for you. Forming part essential part of my life, are present in the most important moments of this, and join me in my last death rattle.
- Agreed. What are your strengths and weaknesses?
- Well, I have some weak math, not play them since high school. And do not point to rogue guitar hero. But I very well as drawing Monico. And I have it too strong casing. Look, glue stick, right here.
- Not really, no need. Anyway, I think this all-rises from the chair and me back to give a squeeze, although this time his hands sweat.
- Okay then. I hope to hear from you then ...
- Ah yes, I will call you.
- Did you know that this drawing up there right now and I can see what they really think of is a pair of mating birds?
- What?
- Copulating.
